Bokonist Breakup Card

Inspired in the spirit of Kurt Vonnegut.

Have you ever been in an exhausting relationship with a self-absorbed person who was always just too busy? Need to break up, but don't know what to say? What if there were a way to go beyond the Hallmark moments... straight to the occasions that really fill up the bulk of our lives and leave us at a loss for words?

Busy with the Work,
& busy with the Play.
Busy with the Others,
& too busy for Today.
Busy with the Stories,
& busy telling Lies.
Busy is as busy does,
I'm busy too, Goodbye!

*This card may bring laughter or tears, clarity or chaos - outcomes may overlap. Individual results may vary. Use with discretion.

• Material: 14.77 oz/yd² (350 g/m²) paperboard
• Sizes: Small: 4″ × 6″ (101 × 152 mm)
Medium: 5″ × 7″ (127 × 178 mm)
Large: 5.83″ × 8.27″ (148 × 210 mm)
• Product weight: Small: 0.39 oz (11 g)
Medium: 0.6 oz (17 g)
Large: 0.85 oz (24 g)
• Toner-based printing
• Vibrant colors
• Comes with a complimentary envelope 

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!